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Skill Demotivational Poster

Old Saw -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

Driving skills -

TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.

A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them

TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5

THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !

TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


TAGS: anime wow social skills motifaking is ok
Rating: 4.65/5

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kerkpyrrus - August 3, 2010, 5:34 pm
might have something to do with that she is only 13!
Sean - July 26, 2010, 10:56 am
Ha! You shoulda offered to show her your pog collection (I'd heard that may work).
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:42 am
Must be the shoes bro...5/5
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:28 am

lol...i thank god my kid isn't geeky. he's getting more than me...argh.

social skills -


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???

LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills


GOOD GIRLS - Always Try To Brush Up Their Skills


TAGS: gwbasic programing games took skill
Rating: 4.52/5

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champ99 - May 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
For me also. Thanks Mr. M!
motinet - May 20, 2011, 12:35 pm

So much nostalgic win

RECKLESS DRIVING - Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills

MASTURBATION - It's a technique that takes skill.

TAGS: skill
Rating: 3/5

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SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill

TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.

WOMEN - If it has tires, they can't park it.


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

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Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
sweet idea but por photo shoping. 4L

ATTENTION - You have mine. Now let's see if you can put that skill to use in a practical way

TAGS: banana skill
Rating: 2.91/5

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rerun - February 24, 2009, 8:05 pm

If it weren't cut off she could have a short lived career in porn films
Culos - February 24, 2009, 12:14 pm
I've seen the whole series and the clip and it is a cut off.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 12:01 pm
Well, I was guessing it's a cut off banana, but I suppose a whole banana could be possible.
Ed - February 24, 2009, 11:36 am
Looks like Sasha Grey. And if it is, then yes, it's real.
Culos - February 24, 2009, 8:47 am
pity it's fake. if real it would be amsome talent...


SKILL TESTS - None as difficult as the morning pee.

CHAVSPOTTING - it is an aquired skill

TAGS: chavspotting skill rnr
Rating: 2.47/5

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sklimp - July 16, 2009, 12:28 pm
A chav is a species of human being, fit only for the sewers from which they were born and raised.
QCSabotage - July 16, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry, Im American, but whats a Chav?
Chavspotter - September 3, 2008, 2:32 am
those are the best looking chavs i have ever seen.... and thats not saying much
Dude - August 16, 2008, 3:16 am
You know your culture's in trouble when the one with the hat's the PRETTY one.


TAGS: skill oral surf priority love
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 29, 2010, 9:34 pm

love the defination of color vs B & W. nice caption as well
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:52 pm


SKILLFUL - The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.


CUBBY'S SECRETARY - Apparently she was hired for her dictation skills.

TAGS: cubby secretary dictation skills
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jamesd - May 16, 2010, 4:27 pm
Yeah... you're right MustyK. Can i buy you a house maybe there little miss secretary?
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 4:44 am
Hey Jamesd, Why wait until then ??
Jamesd - April 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Awesome Secretary, can't wait for secretary's day. A special dinner for her with a sausage dessert
SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 2:29 am
where can i find one just like her



TAGS: phart aim skillz
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:38 pm

lol...just got home and saw this. dude, you know my brother obviously. love it sir...thank you. 5L

GIRLS ONLY WANT - boyfriends who have great skills

TAGS: skills napolean dynamite
Rating: 4.08/5

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tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:42 pm
This is like the saltine challenge! Thanks! Ima run this one on everyone tonight~ Haha


TAGS: hot licks guitar mad skills
Rating: 3.27/5

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Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 3:06 pm
That's KG! Hail the D!

COMMUNICATION SKILLS - A good conversation starter: "What's your favorite color?" A good conversation killer: "What's your favorite color...person?"



TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.


TAGS: skills cannot fix everything humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 7:31 am

Greeny - January 23, 2014, 7:26 am
And sometimes Y


Mind Control -

TAGS: math skills are important
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Okay... my bad. Sorry I brought up math.
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:41 am
Amen, my fellow motifaker.
TerrorAustralis - June 30, 2013, 4:20 am
it should be legal for gays to marry, and it should be legal for individual churches to refuse to marry them. the government does not have the right to force churches to marry gays, and it doesnt have the right to stop gays from marrying.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
So is denying Americans their rights.
MPsniper - June 29, 2013, 8:07 pm
same sex marriage is an abomination against humanity and society.

Simple Truths -

TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm
Pwissy ~ at it Again!


BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin

TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook photo.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!


CAMERON - Dont Mess With Him He Has Skillz

TAGS: cameron skills bad
Rating: 2.34/5

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Christopher John Watt - September 5, 2008, 4:30 am
oh what a lovly day for you cameron.....tonight 9pm my house we still on?
the ninja - August 28, 2008, 6:29 am
ian - August 19, 2008, 8:49 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:47 pm
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Helena - August 19, 2008, 8:46 pm
the only acseptible number is 23... idiot.
Helena - August 19, 2008, 8:45 pm
haha, datnigga's hitting on you cambam! now's you're chance!
Ian - August 19, 2008, 8:44 pm
woo go cameron im filling up space blame it on the weather, but i'm a mess and this february darkness. has me hating everyone and i know i give you comfort, but this trouble makes me sick and the longer i lay here, i know it's harder to get up with
datnigga - August 17, 2008, 1:41 pm
cassie knight - June 25, 2008, 4:39 am
haha wat a homo i luv i.s 4eva
bubaganoosh - June 25, 2008, 4:37 am
oh that pic is quite atractive i want some of that
kelvin shaxson - June 25, 2008, 4:36 am
look at the pecker on that tank
dylan gilbert - June 25, 2008, 4:26 am
what a tank look at the guns on him
cameron mitchell - May 7, 2008, 6:36 am
i absolulty Fucking hate your guts ian
Ian Sharam - May 7, 2008, 6:35 am
haha wat a sexy beast

Talent -

TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours

MissPriss -

TAGS: people skills attitude idiots
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2017, 5:36 pm
Ya know it girl teehee
mizzdizz - December 13, 2017, 3:57 pm
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Too true! ^!!!!!

How to parallel park -

TAGS: parking skills fail humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:34 pm

I do sill drive a stick. 5-speed Chevy truck.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:32 pm

I only had it a few months. He brought me a little Ford Falcon, not nearly as old. I still wish I had that little car.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:30 pm

My dad was in the car business. When I was 15, he brought home a 1950 Ford Custom that had come in on trade. His heart was in the right place; it was near mint. But it was a tank. 3-speed column shift, no power anything. I passed my driver's test in it!
Cannabal - April 23, 2016, 4:21 pm
Real challenge: parallel park with a stickshift.
lgvernon - April 22, 2016, 8:33 pm

Keep thinkin', Butch. That's what yer good at.
rerun - April 22, 2016, 8:00 pm

Good thing he doesn't like Kate Moss
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2016, 5:48 am
I have to have crab steering to properly parallel park
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:36 am
I vaguely remember learning how to parallel park but that was way back in the day before the car did everything. Can't see using my skill today...teehee. UP'd lg.


TAGS: work game clueless skills
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 14, 2016, 7:37 am
Or xxxopoly
Reality Lord - April 11, 2016, 7:13 am

oh well...that's life.
mizzdizz - April 10, 2016, 10:27 pm
As long as its not 'Trouble'---^!!!!!

Meanwhile at useless skill university. -

TAGS: cat barreto funny useless skill
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:38 pm
Nic, pretty sure you meant burrito, right?

Multi-Capable Kids -

PARENTING SKILLZ - That's right. Your kid will grow up to be a hoarder.

Hello Kitty Costume -

Unskilled Labour -

Vinaigrette -

I'll get the next one... -